Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Random complaints... (isn't that what blogs are for?)

1. People who use the self-checkout lane that have absolutely no clue how to use it.

2. Walmart for having the gumption to think that their customers would know how to use the self-checkout lane... That was the only time I literally thought I might commit an act of aggravated assault on a corporation. If the stupid Walmart smiley face were a real person...

3. Jerks who think the carpool lane is the fast lane. If I am going more than 10 mph over the speed limit in the carpool lane, than I'm not going to speed up just because you are close enough to smell my son's poopy diaper. We can all agree that it is extremely annoying when a self-righteous mother is going 55 mph in the carpool lane; however, a rational person shouldn't expect that the carpool lane should always be the fastest lane. Get in the fast lane if you want to go 25 over.

4. Lady Gaga

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Loving #4.

Unknown said...

Boy are you right on!!!

grams said said...

could not have said it better myself!

Jared said...

#4 made me laugh out loud and I agree with the others. I also noticed this is your first post of 2011 so that is good too!

Mandy Radman said...

should i be mildly offended that the only thing you felt worth blogging about in a year was not about your wife or son?.... just a thought...